Posted 2 hours ago

monkeysmeanbusiness:

utteranonymity:

Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.

A-fucking-men.

Posted 2 hours ago

queenoftheimps:

FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.

Posted 2 hours ago

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

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dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

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Posted 3 hours ago

etherealvistas:

Small Creek (Alaska) by Wolfhorn

(Source: flic.kr)

Posted 3 hours ago

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

(Source: sometimesoverwhelming)

Posted 3 hours ago
  1. me: i'm gonna draw every day because i know that is the only way i can improve my art
  2. me: *watches youtube, netflix, anime, and reads manga for months in bed*
  3. me: i'm a piece of shit
Posted 3 hours ago

lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

Posted 3 hours ago

depressingfinland:

Hello from Malaysia :) Great blog you have there. Thanks to this blog, I learned a lot about Finland and Finns in general from here. Just curious though, how true is this poster that I found?

Note: Credits to 9gag, where I found this poster.

—- Fan submission, thanks Lucas T!

DF answers: Sorry Lucas but unfortunately this is not true. Mulkvisti can be translated as a bastard or basicly man-sized penis as the word is originated from the word “mulkku” that is one of the many words for manly equipment.

If you like to learn some Finnish fondling names for your special someone you can try these:

  • Kulta (Literally “gold”, used very often)
  • Rakas (Loved one)
  • Mussukka (Sweetheart, no literal translation)

    There are also not-so common ones, such as:
  • Sydänkäpynen (Literally a lttle pine cone made of heart or a heart shaped little pine cone, depending on how you want to understand that)
  • Kullannuppu (Bud of gold)
Posted 3 hours ago

evanpalmercomics:

My mom loves chickens and Dia De Los Muertos and I love my mom, so I made this painting for her.

Posted 3 hours ago

basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

Posted 3 hours ago

saveitforsatan:

If you’re feeling anything less than happy, Here’s Peter Dinklage on a scooter.

Posted 3 hours ago