Posted 1 minute ago

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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Posted 2 minutes ago
Posted 13 minutes ago

loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

(Source: iraffiruse)

Posted 13 minutes ago

misbehavingmaiar:

sillymarillion-comics:

this-disgusting-ribbon:

LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering

Of course there are, even classy ones!

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"My usual table, Bolg" 

Posted 20 minutes ago
Posted 23 minutes ago

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

This is like a round of cards against humanity

(Source: disneydailly)

Posted 24 minutes ago

randomweas:

Did Someone Say Cake?

(Source: randomweas.com)

Posted 25 minutes ago

anxiousbagel:

emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

  • "i would kill myself without you"
  • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
  • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you
Posted 27 minutes ago
Posted 28 minutes ago
thecursedknight:

pyralstrife:

internet-legend:

thatfunnygarrettguy:

Jesus Christ what just happened.

look at different people each time tho

#is this problem sleuth

Does that one lady throw a baby on the ground?

thecursedknight:

pyralstrife:

internet-legend:

thatfunnygarrettguy:

Jesus Christ what just happened.

look at different people each time tho

Does that one lady throw a baby on the ground?

(Source: raulpax)

Posted 28 minutes ago

amazingphil:

A HAIR-RAISING EXPERIENCE

Posted 32 minutes ago
Posted 33 minutes ago

stfueverything:

sayheyagentcarter:

TWO HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS CREATED A VIDEO GAME WHERE YOU SHOOT TAMPONS INSTEAD OF GUNS

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SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! 

SISTERS DOIN’ IT FOR THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"we’ve normalized guns and violence through video games….yet we still find tampons and menstruation unspeakable"

^^^that right there.

Posted 44 minutes ago
Posted 45 minutes ago